Pick a neurosis, any neurosis

published by Michael R. Barrick on Tue, 06/05/2001 - 23:18

They are fun for the whole family and they are free. They're giving them away in magazines and on TV. You can also pick them up from your neighbourhood church. If you want to pay a premium you can get the deluxe ones from the Ministry of Vital Statistics and your friendly, neighbourhood family law practitioner. They can also be picked up at your favourite bars and nightclubs and as a bonus you can also upgrade the ones you have while you are there. They are also fun to share. Hide a few under an old lover's pillow - they'll find them when they least expect them. Hours of fun.

Oh, yeah...

published by Michael R. Barrick on Tue, 06/05/2001 - 20:33

And teriyaki sauce...

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What am I whining about?

published by Michael R. Barrick on Tue, 06/05/2001 - 20:31

I have fish and vodka!

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Damn

published by Michael R. Barrick on Tue, 06/05/2001 - 18:55

Nostalgia is bad. I have this plan of putting most of my old photographs up on my website and was going to scan a bunch in last night. I pulled out my old photo albums and that's when I started to get bummed. My big mistake was looking through my wedding album. It just so happens I got an overdue notice from my lawyer yesterday for the money I still owe on the divorce (fortunately the due date is 3 days after I get paid so I will manage).

A lesson I was taught in the army

published by Michael R. Barrick on Tue, 06/05/2001 - 10:56

"If you don't ask nobody can say no"

Somebody out there was having a problem surprisingly similar to what just happened to me with the Royal Bank. I fixed it by breaking some rules. I guess that makes me a bad ZelleFallhammer. Too bad.

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