My shoes died last weekend. Sunday I bought some new ones, which while very nice, are made a thick, hard leather. After suffering four days of breaking them in I decided I needed a "break" and bought another pair to a least torment my feet in a slightly different place. Now my feet are truly a mess. Beware
Apparently local goths are messing with the sun, causing blackouts and hacking Purple's hard-drive. Everyone knows how much Goths hate the sun and that we prefer candles to electric lights...
My shoes died last weekend. Sunday I bought some new ones, which while very nice, are made a thick, hard leather. After suffering four days of breaking them in I decided I needed a "break" and bought another pair to a least torment my feet in a slightly different place. Now my feet are truly a mess. Beware
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At this point I'm pretty sure there is no one minding Surrey.